normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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