Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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