I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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