we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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