I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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