He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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