The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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