My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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