so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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