GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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