I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
