It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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