I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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