I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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