What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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