she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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