the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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