He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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