are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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