Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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