I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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