I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
