I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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