Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
In the future we'll all be gay
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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