? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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