What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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