I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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