Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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