Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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