My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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