So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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