I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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