just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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