Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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