Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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