Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
