Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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