I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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