belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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