My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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