we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
