You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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