I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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