look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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