Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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