I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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