Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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