around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
should my penis look like a turkey
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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