Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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