Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Your penis caused this!
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